when the dudes condom comes off while f-cking and he has to fish it out the p-ssy with his finger.
man, i was f-cking susie so hard last night i almost didn’t notice the condom came off until i nutted. i went condom fishing five minutes it was far up her p-ssy.
- elephant lamb
someone you really want to give a bl-wj-b to clancy is my elephant lamb
- angry sicilian
buy an extra greasy extra cheese pizza and make your lover eat the fist slice. when the cheese pulls loose from the crust and slaps her chin, smear your p-n-s in the grease and anoint your lovers face with a true taste of the old country jerry stopped over for a night of romance and […]
- suck beast
a suck beast is one who aggressively seeks oral s-x. goo goo would cruise the town nightly, obsessively searching for other suck beasts who loved constant oral too.
- psalm tree
a tree that is not yet a fully grow palm tree, with a silent “s” in the word. the tree is still growing up. look ciawa, it’s a psalm tree!
the line where your -ss crack and thong meet to form a cross. casey had huge cross–ss