Condombate
1) the act of masturbating with a condom on. primarily done to avoid cleaning up afterwards.
2) an alternate way of playing the p-n-s game, where one uses the word condombate instead of contemplate.
1)
mike: dude, i just found a condom in the toilet. did someone have s-x last night?
eugene: nah, it was just me. i condombated to some p-rn.
2)
last night, as i was staring at the stars, i was condombating the myriad mysteries of the universe.
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