the misconception that condom inception is an effective contraception leading to conception.
“son, you’ll learn about your birth as soon as you’re old enough to understand condomception.”
when your friend is wearing some hot *ss pants thats black you tell him/her that those are som n*gg*byxor (byxor means pants) me: hey! nice n*gg*byxor friend: awwwe thank you they are new me:great.
- creamy waffle
when you *j*c*l*t* into a waffle maker, close the lid , then cook for 5 minutes . i served my mom creamy waffles in bed, christmas morning.
- a salty dennison
a man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. one who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong. ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a v*g*n* and admit its your fault!
- college preparatory school
the college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. the teachers there are extremely b*tchy and don’t deserve their very high paycheck. it is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the sh*ttiest schools on the planet. it is often shortened to […]