Condomplation
the moment of deliberation just before s-x in which one decides whether or not to use a condom.
“is she ovulating right now? she doesn’t look like she’s ovulating. when did she say her period was? last week, i think. or maybe the week before. i wonder if i’d make a good father…”
last night i was lost in condomplation.
the process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.
dude 1: “so did you wear a rubber last night?”
dude 2: “yeah dude but it was a tough choice, i was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes.”
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