Conehead Sundae
(noun)
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. the encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male -ssumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have s-x with her. the male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently -j-c-l-t- upon her bald head, creating the conehead sundae.
edgar: “hey mike, did you end up f-cking that blonde chick you went home with last night?”
mike: “h-lls no. just as we were about to f-ck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. i told her to suck my d-ck and i made her a conehead sundae.”
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