conelife
#1 put a cone on your roof of your truck go through a mud hole if it falls off you lose anyone after that makes it through the mud hole with the cone wins its a game
#2 conelife if you have to ask you wouldn’t understand
conelife
a brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. rule 1: drive a truck. rule 2: get money…all the d-mn time. rule 3: you live the conelife every day. rule 4: don’t ask questions about the conelife. rule 5: say “yee yee” and shoot guns. rule 6: get b-tches. rule 7: jeff richards is a p-ssy. 🙂
you ain’t livin conelife, you ain’t livin my life…
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