Conflustricate
confl-stricate – verb
confl-stricated – noun
to be so confused that neural signals no longer function and speech is scrambled.
guy 1 : “i cant believe that the seventh sixth of the first half became the first sixth of the second half so easily…”
guy 2 : “now you’re just trying to confl-stricate me…”
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