Confubulate
the practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. they are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents’ bas-m-nts watching star wars movies and online gaming. because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). they are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a bas-m-nt in their own clutterific world.
upon leaving his stump on february 2nd, punxsutawney phil confubulated that spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.
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