confukled


something or someone that’s confused, weary, worn out or an idiot
this contract has me conf-kled… i can’t read this cr-p, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or “yeah he’s really conf-kled, wish he’d stop drinking and go away!”
another way of saying confused, that hayley came up with
i am so conf-kled

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