congratumafuckinlations


when you give a girl congrats with so much force that it penetrates her v-g-n- you give her a congratumaf-ckinlations
joel: hey jessica!

jessica: yeah?

joel: congratumaf-ckinlations on that perfect math score!

jessica: oh oh oh! joel!!! oh my god!! uuuhhhhh!

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