Congrument


congrument; noun

a conversation that has many aspects of an argument, but lacks p-ssion and drive, and essentially is still a conversation.

not to be confused with cargument, the act of having an argument in a car.
rodger: i was discussing that with edgar earlier, we came to an agreement.

emma: oh i remember that congrument.

rodger: yes so, we decided circles are better.

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