Conisbee
conisbee is someone who is sad and lonely, someone who is a player but sadly never gets any s-x. likes it from behind. sometimes known as a s-xual position among gays. conisbee is someone who is lazy and has no life.
conisbee is also a person who suffers from sweaty b-lls and chronic masturbation. this person will m-st-rb-t- anywhere, including under his desk.
also has a severe lack of social skills and intelligence.
conisbee: hiya! i’ve got something important to tell you.
brim: zzzzzzzz
why will that guy conisbee not leave me alone
oh i feel so much like a conisbee right now.
gay guy: will you perfom the conisbee on me?
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