Conjob


the conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. and then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by -sserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. which is why they need m-ssive tax breaks.
paying lower taxes so they can destroy american industry is the greatest conjob in recent history.
when you get so f-cked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.
“yo dude, datsik was so dope!”
“yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so f-cked up!”
“what?! that lucky son of a b-tch!”
1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) a mild insult.
1) “give me my phone back, i know you have it, conjob!”

2) “darren is a right conjob” or “conjob!!!”
getting a handjob while wearing a condom
dave: “mate, how was last night?”
mark: “oh yeh it was amazing. got me a con-job.”

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