conk

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . synonymous with {dome], melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.
he hit his conk hard when he fell.

his conk sure is thick. just look at that forehead!
look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!
a procedure in which the hair of an african-american boy is straightened through the use of potatoes, lye,vaseline,and soap. it is a mark of p-ssage to adulthood and masculinity, because of the intense pain inherent in the process.
”d-mn right, it’s hot, thats the lye…it’s going to burn when i comb it in–it burns bad…shorty started combing it in. but then my head caught fire… the comb felt as if it was raking my skin off.”
–autobiography of malcolmx–
1) one’s nose

2) to be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear
the car is conked out.
a british term for nose, usually said when someone has a huge nose. or it can mean getting hit in a semi painful way- like bonked. or it can mean to fall asleep
look at that blokes conk!
he conked me on the head.
i conked out at about 3 am.
older british slang for “nose.”
“i… hit him repeatedly on the conk. my reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and i thought i should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact i did.”

-quoted from thomas de quincey, “on murder considered as one of the fine arts,” first published 1827.
commonly used as an expression when you hurt a part of your anatomy
-hits head-
“ow f-ck, i just got conked”
“cool”.

actually a texting error, when texting “cool” using 0-9 keys. hit the correct keys but with the wrong count, yet it looks like a real word for cool.

could be the first word invented by a machine.
texting:
jc: how was the trip?
mattman: it was conk