Conkered


when you’re at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you’re a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.

in that confident and happy state.

not to be confused with w-nkered which is when you are completely sh-t faced.

another word for tipsy.
“i’m completely conkered!”
“but mate, you’ve only had two drinks?”
“i know!”

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