connecticut shoppingcart


the act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in s-xual congress in the nearest dumpster. once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. you will then proceed to defecate, urinate and -j-c-l-t- on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the boston region (ie b-tter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and morgan freeman.) when you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy b-m now covered in c-m.
“after i put that hobo in the shopping cart i gave him a connecticut shoppingcart. i sh-t on his face and called him morgan freeman. can you believe he wanted money after that?! just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout.”

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