connection paranoia
the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.
“i haven’t seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn’t have any spam! i don’t think this new software’s working properly.”
“don’t worry, the software’s fine. it’s just connection paranoia.”
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