Connectivity Whore


an individual that is compelled to boast about their constant connection to the internet at all times through the use of any or all of the following tools: desktop pc, laptop, cell phone, and/or blackberry.

most, but not all, are employed in the it industry, and can be heard frequently uttering the phrase “will work for bandwidth”
my friend tadd is such a connectivity wh-r-, all he ever does is constantly check his blackberry and chat with ladies over google.

“hah, just because i logged out off the network doesn’t mean i can’t check my email, b-tch! take that!” this person would be referred to as a connectivity wh-r-.

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