Conner Bennett
1. touching yourself inappropriatly while watching spongebob squarepants while your cat(or dog) licks your feet.
“i was doing some conner bennett the other day!” i said.”that’s also when i found out i liked to watch llamas at the zoo spit on people while i whacked off.” i told my girlfriend.
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