Consolences
sympathy for a person who has a different video game console than your own.
friend 1: “oh, you have the xbox one? my consolences.”
friend 2: “shut up dude.”
friend 1: “i’m just saying i feel bad for you.”
consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.
a consolence can also be a non-verbal action. if someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply “thanks for the consolences”.
e.g. my father offered me consolences when i dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.
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