consterpation
a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large sh-t before defecating.
i had to take a sh-t yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so i just sat on the toilet with my -ss clenched, aka consterpation.
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