Constipated Bottle
when a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. usually when its down to the last drop. you have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.
guy 1: i cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
guy 2: dude give it to me -takes bottle-
guy 1: i don’t know if you can its constipated
guy 2: -grunt- your right its a constipated bottle
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