Consumer-zombie
a person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.
a company’s best friend
consumerzombie: “i am a big fan of dlc for games, these are awesome! i bought every single dlc to date, because these make games great”
smart person: “d-mn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap cr-p without thinking. dlcs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you..”
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