contact parker


a contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
“wow, did you see carrie’s rear b-mper? … it’s got a lot of dents and marks on it!”

“yeah, what do you expect, she’s a contact parker.”

“my front b-mper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. sheesh!”

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