contract lesbian
a contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. they are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they’re not really lesbian.
lydia: each girl in t.a.t.u. is a contract lesbian.
brandon: what the h-ll is a contract lesbian?
lydia: you know, they acted like lesbians ’cause it said they had to in their contract, just so “all the things she said” would get airplay.
tony: so they’re not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?
lydia: exactly.
daniel: d-mn.
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