Controlled Release
releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.
chad: man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
gene: me too. i could have killed somebody if i didn’t do a controlled release in my car before i came in to the gym.
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