conversation bumper


a person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

much like a speed b-mp, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.
sh-lly: hey, so how was your date last night?!
clara: zomg you’ll never guess what james did last night…
sh-lly: what?!!
clara:… hmmm… today my dog got a bath. he doesn’t like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
sh-lly:….. conversation b-mper much?!

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