conversation rapist
1. one who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless f-cking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.
2. one whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god d-mn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. one who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
1.me: dude, i’m serious, chocolate ice cream is the best
friend: well, i dunno man…
conversation rapist: seriously man, vanilla is way better, only c-nts like chocolate, vanilla,vanilla,vanilla, f-ck you.
2. conversation rapist (continues): you know what else is f-cking gay and c-nty? your whole personality!
me: i’m glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you f-cking rapist.
3. rapist: (mid raping) the weather’s pretty nice this time of year. it’s refreshing.
rape victim: i suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
rapist: ehhh, nope.
someone who interrupts conversations in the most irritating way imaginable, and somehow kicks you out of your own conversation.
a: hey
b: hey
a: yeah so the other day i was –
c: haaayy, b whats upp
a:………..
b: oh not much not much, how’ve you been?
a: ……………! -whispers to self- what a conversation rapist…
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