Convosite
a conversational parasite. one who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. they rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, “what’s new?”. an annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. they don’t seem to have anything interesting to say.
in an instant messenger chat:
convosite: “hey”
you: “hi there.”
convosite: “what’s up?”
you: “i’m just getting dressed, about to head out for a party.”
convosite: “k”
(…time p-sses)
convosite: “what’s new?”
you: “nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago…”
convosite: “k”
(…time p-sses)
convosite: “so what can you tell me?”
you: “dude, stop asking convositic questions. say something interesting or shutup!”
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