conway

a company of heroes(pc game) celeb.
no problem in owning you with easy with his tactics.. also known as “conway tacs”, more specificly, what to do when you encounter sandbags
“i owned you with easy”
“your sandbags didnt know how to stop my mans from going other ways”
“trucks with mans kills sandbags”
“i did it my way, the conway”
the best-looking cool guy in town. he seems quiet, but often makes the smartest remark of the evening – offering quality over quant-ty. known for his subtle yet elegant attire and purest love for kitties.
that conway, what a dapper young man!
a wonderful town in arkansas, perhaps the best. the town in which kris allen is from. has a population of about 50,000. a great vacation spot.
did you hear about conway? kris allen is from there, we should vacation in one of their many hotels!
a really big p–p
i just plopped a conway in my toilet.
a conway is an object of great size (mainly width) that p-sses with considerable pain out the -n-l c-n-l (-n-s c-n-lium).
a conway gets its name from the literal parts;

1) con – a negative aspect – as in the case of faeces, with it being extremely hard, wide, and maybe even nutty. terrible hazardous to the r-ct-m.
2) way – the p-ssage – this refers to the r-ct-m and the -n-l mouth.

therefore, by conglomerizing these two definitions together, we get conway, which is when a big ol’ hard crusty sh-te is p-ssed through the -n-l c-n-l, where the t-rd rips the lining of the -n-s.

the international -n-s awareness group (the iaag) says that this happens to 1 in 13 guadaluapians, and unfortunately it is increasing rapidly among 20 to 30 year olds.

docters say that it is the third highest killer of people when on the toilet, after heart-attacks and premature -j-c-l-t–n accidents, which claims 1 in 6.
guy 1 – “hey man, ….. (sigh)….., can i talk to you?”guy 2 – “sure thing homes”guy 1 – “last night, i did a conway, ……., and well, ……., i cant do anything, can’t sit down, and give my mom my dirty clothes to wear……”
guy 2 – “conway? what the h-lls that? why cant you sit down? dirty clothes, whats this about, ……, your not gay are you homes?”
guy 1 – “no, no man, i ate a lot of really nutty foods, i mean real nutty foods, and, well ….. last night i was on the can dreaming of being the next kevin costner, and when i sh-t, the pain was terrifying, and when i looked down, there was blood everywhere, on the bowl, on the door, on the ceiling, and down my legs! i was making the flag of j-pan all night with the tissue paper”
guy 2 – “what the ……. bleghhhh (vomiting up his tv dinner from last night), …… (gasp) ……. but how………. bllleeeggghhhhhh—- ah—- bleggh (continues to vomit)………. (gasp) …… on the ceiling?…… -dufgh- (collapses in his own vomit)”
noun, action, putting your finger into a girls -rs- hole
putting your finger into a girls -rs- using the conways action
the alternate, astonishingly confusing and weirdly different subway system one sometimes takes late at night (particularly after a lot of sake); marked by a total lack of public restrooms, courteous flight attendants who remind you when your stop is approaching, and people you would spend any amount of time with; dream-like public transportation in which the very laws of the physical and temporal worlds are bent and stretched so far that you think the b train might actually take you to your apartment door or that you live on the platform at 148th street.
“after sushi karaoke, i took the conway home and ended up confidently urinating on the columbus circle platform after i rode the b train to harlem where i don’t live. thank crom i survived and found my way back to the subway.”

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