Conxcore
the ultimate chap. brought to the earth by a pack of sea-otters, conxcore is a pro at life and has a collection of two-million puffins that allow him to scream with the velocity of 90 tons of beefaroni, but he hates beefaroni, so when he sees it he blows up 6 moons… and kicks a pea. one day everyone will know conxcore and a scientist will create the first talking flying narwhal just for him. he also likes noodles.
abbrev: conx
conxcore is so cool, if i was a snowman, i’d turn into pancakes.
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