coobel
someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.
guy: umm? excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.
coobel guy: what does coobeling mean?
guy: when someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
coobel guy: oh, and yes i am coobeling. thanks!
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