cooch puff


a very fat v-g-n-.
sammi: you look like you have a d-ck in those shorts.

paige: no thats just my cooch puff.
the puffy flap of skin that covers a woman’s pelvic bone. it is highly visible on obese women wearing sweatpants or loose fitting bottoms. it has been known to make a woman look as though she has a p-n-s or a small f-nny pack in her pants.
“hey, did you see the cooch puff on that chick, i bet you could lift it up and find critters living in there”

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