cookcation


to take a vacation from cooking
craig: -ss clown, do you have aids, you dropped 15 pounds in two weeks.

adam: thanks for noticing, master of the obvious. i haven’t eaten in 12 days because my beeotch stopped cooking for me, she’s on a cookcation.

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