Cookie Monster Texter
a person who is not tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.
a normal text message would be, “i will see you at the mall at 6pm”
a cookie monster texter would be, “mall. me. you. 6”
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