cookie smeller


another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. a sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
hag: oh, look! there’s stephen. is he gay?

charles: does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?

hag: yes he does!

charles: he’s gay and he;s a cookie smeller!

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