cookie thumper


a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
a male who does -n-l.
” girl, just so you know, he’s a cookie thumper. you wont be able to sit for a week”.
slang for p-n-s. originated from the song “cookie thumper” by die antwoord.
man, i want him to put his cookie thumper in me!

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