Cookies and cream
masturbation while p–ping; often onto a person.
i was thinking about alexis while i was p–ping.
so you jacked off on the toilet?
that bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
phrase used in the northern part of the united states to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an ent-ty.
modern-day revival of mint.
the long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user’s approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as “cool”, or, “favorite.”
sami: look at my sloth hands! aren’t they adorable?
jake: sure.
abbey: you guys are just the cookies and cream!
abbey: i’m so cool.
jake: the cookiest and creamiest, if i may say so myself.
jake: what’s your favorite ice cream?
joe: cookies and cream.
jake: that’s cookies and cream!
joe: i know, that’s what i said; cookies and cream.
jake: cookies and cream!
joe: stop it.
jake: ….
joe: ….
jake: ….cookies and cream?
joe: you’re fired.
give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. order is not important.
i gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
1. the black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)
2. the swampy substance created by c-mming on a girl’s back after doggystyle s-x and using the c-m pool as an ash tray
look, mike! i found the cookies and cream in this cr-ppy foreign cigarette.
angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream i’ve just deposited.
taking a sh-t onto a guys chest and having him -j-c-l-t- all over the sh-t then having his partner eat it. afterwords making out with him.
wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot s-x.
after having rigorous -n-l s-x with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to -j-c-l-t- on there face, shooting a t-rd missile propelled by a flood of s-m-n (extra points if you land one on the lips).
the result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
i watched zack’s face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream i blew all over his face after he sh-t on my d-ck.
having -n-l s-x with a girl condom-less then c-mming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth
that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream
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