Cool Breeze Wink
your doing your lady doggy style, you wet your thumb real good, m-ssage her b-tt-hole until it relaxes and opens just a little. then you blow a puff of air at it! the resulting -n-l contraction is the cool breeze wink!
man 1: my s-x life is getting boring.
man 2: why don’t you try getting a cool breeze wink!
man 1: what’s that?
man 2 describes
man 1: that ain’t happenin! my girl’s -n-s is “off limits”!
man 2: then i guess a b-tt plug is out of the question!
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