cool-gasm
cool·gasm (cool’gāz’əm) pr-nunciation key
n.
1. the peak of coolness, characterized by strong feelings of coolness and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the -j-c-l-t–n of cool juice by the male. also called cool-max.
2. a similar point of intensity of emotionaly cool excitement.
wow, jenny is so cool, she makes me have multiple cool-gasms.
when you do/say something so amazingly cool to someone that there is no other way to describe it.
cool guy:
“i so totally coolgasmed over you!!!”
cool guy’s not-so-cool friend:
“man, you so did!!”
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