cool guy alert


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variation on ‘cool story bro’. used to demean somebody bragging/showing off about something irrelevant and/or uninteresting.
keith: so i just came up with this ballin’ -ss marketing strategy for my website, sh-theads won’t know what hit them when they click on this new hyperlink i just created by myself on my new imac; it’ll automatically direct them to the company’s twitter, mysp-ce and tumblr and put their email/phone number/house address in permanent log that only our company can access.

dwayne: wow, cool guy alert.

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