cool guy

n. anyone who may make sport of another for no good reason

n. anyone who does something obviously ill-advised but who think otherwise of the action

n. anyone who deliberatly acts in a manner not befitting of his social status in order to “climb the social ladder”
“gee, will, i sure like your dumb-looking hair today.”
“oh really, john powell, do you not like my hair today? cool guy, right here (pointing to john powell).”

“yeah, so mr. davis was like, ‘john powell, you better finish your g-d-d-mn quiz’, so i was like, ‘f— you, davis! i’m not finishing my g-d-d-mn quiz!'”
“oh really, john powell? were you like ‘f— you, davis’, is that what you were like? cool guy, right here (pointing to john powell).”

“yeah so i saw billy hanging out with scotty d the other day at drugstore university. what the h-ll is he thinking; he’s such a cool guy.”
people who don’t look at explosions, as defined in the lonely island’s song cool guys don’t look at explosions.
cool guys don’t look at explosions; they blow things up and then walk away. who’s got time to watch an explosion? there’s got cool guys errands that they have to walk to.
a poser, loser, wanna-be, f’tard who thinks they’re being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have “bad-ss” hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn’t call for it. they need attention and hope they’ll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o’s in the word. it ends up sounding like “coo-guy” but with a faint “l” at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. i don’t f-ckin care that you have a brand new ducati, brand new oakleys, and a “s-xy” mohawk, you’re only 15 years old you dumb-ss! you’re not cool!
kid 1: school was boring as h-ll today
kid 2: i know, calculus sucks…
cool-guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
kid 1: cool-guy right there, wish i could be like him
kid 2: fo sho, wish i was a cool-guy…what a loser
noun; a guy who is well-liked and pretty neat. often is interesting and tells funny jokes, and is usually successful. a cool guy will most likely be in charge of many groups and activities. just a pretty quality person.
josh: yo, will is in charge of a ton of things and lots of people like him cause he tells funny jokes.

christian: yeah, he’s a cool guy.
all the cool guys love aubreys!
cool guys: “dang i love aubrey!”
another word for testacles,
nuts, bawls, ect…
“f-ck, dude, that was so funny when you slammed paul in the coolguys.”
a douchebag who frequently posts on urban dictionary.
he practices douchebaggery in every post and ultimately fails in every sentence. his “diss” on blink-182 for example was cleverly t-tled “blink 180”. probably in the age range of 1-11 and with the musical and mental capabilities of a goat. he cant even spell and enjoys eating his disgusting little abused features when he’s home alone 🙂
coolguy on “blink 180”: “worst band ever, it is so cr-py i whant to eat my ears when i hear it
almost as bad as u2, greenday, and all thos cr-py emo bands”

’nuff said.

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