Cool Story Blow


when someones on your d-ck accussing you of sommin stupid

on your d-ck like a bl-wj-b
”did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog”

”cool story blow”

”did you deplete your bladder on my toilet”

”cool story blow”

”did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair”

”cool story blow”

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