cooliosis


infected with cool
john is so cool he has cooliosis
the process of reproducing coolness. it is like mitosis, but with coolness.

however, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool the “cool” is designed to be spread through others, and “cooliosis” shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.
drug dealer 1: hey did we make any money?
drug dealer 2: yeah, 2 grand
drug dealer 1: cooliosis.
the term used by and for unbelievably cool objects/people , so much so, that it boggles the mind! may be described/reffered to as “suffering from the cool syndrome”
wow,your cooliosis!
back-breakingly cool, gnarly or nifty
1. “i bought a talking cactus today” “oh, cooliosis!”

2. “she is cooliosis”

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