coon eyes
red watery eyes you get after being high and smoking as much weed as a c–n would before a rap video
chris: man i just smoked so much weed.
paul: i can tell, you got c–n eyes
the c–n eyes is a s-xual act that can be done in two ways, depending on race. the first envolves a black woman. the black woman must be wearing gl-sses at the point of the male -j-c-l-t–n. the man then gives the black woman a complete facial, completly covering all of her face. after this is done the black woman then takes of her gl-sses, exposing her eyes which would have been blocked from the s-m-n hence giving her the appearence of a rac–n with dark eyes. the next way is with a white woman, but requires totally different procedures. this time the male does not have to give the female a complete facial, and the female does not have to wear gl-sses. this time the white female must wear a ski-mask, and the male must then provide his bowel movements(sh-t), and he must provide this all over her face. after this is done the white woman then removes the ski-mask, leaving her eyes filled with sh-t, hence giving her the appearence of a rac–n.
this white girl was getting on my nerves after i got done f-cking her, so i left that b-tch laying their confused after i gave her the c–n eyes!
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