cooney

minnesota term – in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. as a verb it describes drooling on one’s self and/or attempting to bite one’s own ear.
noun: man, jesse’s gotta lay off the booze, he’s turning into a c–ney.

verb: look at that kid sitting in the corner c–neying… someone tell him he’ll never be able to bite his own ear.
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a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt
random convo between mates goin to the footy

q: “so how many tickets am i getting for the footy… il get them tonight”

a: a million

the above answer would be cl-ssified as a c–ney
a bar located in kylertown, pennsylvania. the bar is packed on sat-rday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. the majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have att-tudes like naomi campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. it’s always a good time, good food, and good music.
hey larry, wanna hit up c–ney’s tonight?
ya dude, i haven’t got laid in a while.

alright cool, we’ll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.
from the irish gaelic ó cuana. cuana may be derived from the word for “handsome”, or the given name cuán, meaning “little wolf” or “little hound”. the c–ney sept originated in county tyrone in northern ireland and spread south and west, and is now princ-p-lly found in northern connaught. the motto for the name c–ney is ‘virtue is the only n-bility, and the shield is a silver arrow with the tip pointing to the left above the forward-facing palm and fingers of the right hand on a green field.

in various forms, the name dates back to the 12th century. it is first -ssociated with county tyrone then in the province of connaught, in the townland of ballyc–ney, loughrea barony, in county galway, then to county clare, county mayo, and dublin.

alternate spellings are o’conney, c–ny, c–nahan, c–nihan, c–nie, c–nan, coumey, (coomey) and cooihan. alternate spellings of o’cuana are cuana, c–na, o cuanaic, and o’cuanaich. some with the name, c–nifer, c–nihan and coumey, the latter mainly from county cork, have been changed into c–ney.
c–ney’s got skill!
you messed with the wrong c–ney!
i wish i had a friend like c–ney!
adjective – to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.
girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as c–ney as your boyfriend.
c–ney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general ‘mean’ word. another way of describing it is that it is ‘b-tterz to da max’ lol.
“ya’ little c–ney b-tch!”
or
“she’s c–ney in da brain!”
or
“that dress she was wearing was bare c–ney!”
or
“this is not good! this is like, c–ney!”
or
“shut your little c–ney mouth, ya c–ney b-st-rd!”
a yellow to light-skin african american;resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a racc–n’s -ss.(commonly used in louisiana, texas, and other southern states)
y’all seen that c–ney runnin’ down the street with that stolen tv?