cootarded
1. a dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and r-t-rdation (blonde)
2. one having no idea what to do whatsoever with v-g-n-(s)
1. that beez is cootarded, she can’t even count to 9
2. the 40 year old virgin is cootarded
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