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  a very dried out and loose v-g-n-, caused by over s-xytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity. also known as: beef curtains shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes. i tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i […]

• cooty cutters

  apparently a southern slang term for a very, very tight fitting pair of girl’s shorts that allows you to see the separation of a girls c-nt. similar to a pair of “daisy dukes” as worn by catherine bach on dukes of hazzard. yo cuz, check out lisa’s “cooty cutters”, you can see the split in […]

• Jerzify

  verb: to give any circ-mstances, person, object, or other noun the appearance of being from or situated with new jersey, the jersey sh-r-, or the people of the jersey sh-r-. bob – -turns on beat dat beat by dj pauly d- frank – bob, what are you doing? bob – jerzifying this party, bro

• Jesus joint

  a marijuana cigarette rolled with bible pages in lieu of joint papers. “hey, caleb, we should roll a joint!” “i wish we could, brandon, but we don’t have any papers.” “wait! i have my bible! let’s roll a jesus joint!” “oh joyous day! our afternoon is saved! quick, i’ll race ya to 1st john!” a […]

• Jesus junk

  term used by christian retailers to describe small plastic toys, pens, and pencils that have been imprinted with trite religious phrases to be handed out to children for memorizing bible verses in sunday school. jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about godgobbers are complete fools believing in all […]

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