cooter biscuit
a cooter biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.
my girlfriend’s aunt flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.
guy1: dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
guy2: bro, i got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.
little b-lls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a sk-nky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.
bob: i went downtown on suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
joe: gross! next time tell that nasty sk-nk to wash her junk beforehand.
the residue left inside a woman’s underwear after v-g-n-l fluid has dried on them.
i couldn’t wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.
mysterious lady parts. located near the hanoose.
hey woman, make me a sandwich or i will kick you in the cooter biscuit!
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