Cooter Chat


the conversation or chit chat the gynecologists insists on making during a pap smear or pelvic examination.
doctor: “nice weather we’re having.”
patient: “uh-huh.”
doctor: “got any plans for the rest of the day?”
patient: “nuh-uh”
doctor: “we’re just about done here.”
patient: “look doc, i know you’re trying to be nice, but can you please cut out the cooter chat and just ‘git er done!?”

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